An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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