Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Poop

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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