Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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jd and zach loves vigina

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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