Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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learn. advance!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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