knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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The queen having a shit

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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