- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Apple juice.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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