- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

don't just stand there

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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