Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

mikey is cute

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