- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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