Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

I was once a hamster.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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how much fish could a chicken

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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