Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Republicans

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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