- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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