- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Tall asians

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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