- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

nothing

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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