- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A jew enters a mall.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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