- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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