- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Women's Rights.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Logan's gay

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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