What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What does water taste like? Water

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

adam hodgson !

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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