- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Michael Brown

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

i just wrote this so hard

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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