What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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