A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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The EPA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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