How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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I hate blackniggers

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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