Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Well this is pointless.....

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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