whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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