- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What's big and purple? Barney

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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