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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

If you have a stroke, call 000

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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