- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What's two plus two? Window

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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