A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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