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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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