Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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