- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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