- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

This is my favorite antijoke.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Chicken

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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