- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's your guys names?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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