why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

live or die you decide to late time to die

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Yo mama's fat.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Your mom

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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