What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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