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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

I shot a bitch.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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