I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Balls

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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