When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Penis

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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