- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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