- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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