What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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