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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I'm so punny.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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