- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Women's Rights.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

VITAMIN C!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

NEVER

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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