Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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boo

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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