eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Well this is pointless.....

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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