- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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