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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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