I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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