- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Did you know? . You already know!

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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