- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A woman wears a dress.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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