How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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