why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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I agree

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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