- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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