Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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