- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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