What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats my name? Matt

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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