I had a lemon. hi.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Where are you going Your house

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

where is the world?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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