Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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