Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Anti Joke

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