Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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