Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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