- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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