- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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