- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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