- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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