- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T u r n i p s

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Women's Rights

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

I hate long jokes -_-

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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