- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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