- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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