How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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