- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

The cream, it is coming

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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