why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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