Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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