- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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