What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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No!

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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