"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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rocky is here again.......................

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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