- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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