Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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are u black unlucky

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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the bible

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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