- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

the economy.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what's white and sticky semen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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