- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heskey time.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Skinny people fart less.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

N-E Pats never cheated

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

can you touch your toes? no

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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