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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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