- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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