Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Your're racist.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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