What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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hear hear

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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