What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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What's city is in New York New York City

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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