- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

The word "Walter" is never funny.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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