- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??