this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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