- Anti Joke

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater