- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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