- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??