- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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