- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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