Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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