what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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