- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Heskey time.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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