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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

N-E Pats never cheated

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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