- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Women's rights

I had a submarine.... once

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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