a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

I am a mime

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

This is a random Anti joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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