look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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