Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Women's Rights

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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