- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

WOMENS RIGHTS

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

9/11

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

I have a really funny joke.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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