- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Your mom is so nice.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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