- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

YOLO You only like Oreos

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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