- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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