Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Rebecca Black's career.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

world society

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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