- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Pianos.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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