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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

William wright is Gay

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

whats white and sticky glue

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