- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

world society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Rebecca Black's career.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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