You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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here kitty kitty

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Dyslexia ruels!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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