why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Alex Gedrose.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

The Morman Religion.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Womens Rights

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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