whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

read me write me

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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