That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A fish swims up your penis...

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

hi penis ham telephone

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

ur mum

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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