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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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