What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A hill billy went fishing

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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