- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Yo mama so fat.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

9/11 my birthday

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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